heritageposts:

nyonyatwelfth:

heritageposts:

so how did it go? did crab day save tumblr or do we need to do a bake sale or something

clearly the only thing left we can do is to have the best talent show the world has ever seen, right here on tumblr live

*with my 2012 john green ventriloquist doll* dear judges, i will now perform a monologue

slimetony:

slimetony:

My doctor says all the black mold in my body came from a single expired gram cracker which i just think is fascinating

one cracker!

rollinrabbit:

kenergy

alithographica:

“Stop being funnier than me on my own post” is one of my favorite healthy tumblrisms, along with things like “hang on lemme look that up…yeah this is funny” and explicit tone indicators (positive). Like yeah let’s build a world where we playfully format healthy interactions. You made a post and you wanted to be the star but damn, you’ve really gotta hand it to this other person for their really funny addition, so here’s the internet equivalent of giving someone a friendly punch on the shoulder while making sure they know they got a good grade in social interaction

aurelia-rainbow:

april132009:

Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea

spongebobssquarepants:

sleepy-bebby:

possibly-a-ghost:

glyphsmash:

*eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry*

*+1 hp* *+1 hp* *+1 hp* *+1 hp* *+1 hp*